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(( whats makes you to be a malawian??? ))

04 September 08 - 15:04

i thought i would take this oppurtunity to explain what makes a malawian a malawian

1. you produce an MK500 note instead of your drivers license when stopped by a traffic officer

2. you can do your monthly shopping on the pavement

3. you clap and cheer when the electricty comes back on after a 4 hour blackout

4. hijacking cars is a profession

5. you can count the national football teams scores on no fingers

6. the petrol in your tank is worth more than your car

7. more people vote in a reality TV show than in a local election

8. people have the most interesting names such as , coconut, wisdom, navigator, code, memory, frying pan, evidence

9. now can mean anywhere from a minute to a month

10. the last time you went to mangochi you paid more in fines than you did for the whole trip

11. when half your mail reaches its destination its thought the service has improved

12. you have to take your own bed sheets when you admitted to a government hospital

13. you have to prove that you dont need a loan to get one

14. i am coming actually means goodbye

Possibly the funny’est thing i’ve read in a while! LOL

Miss you

...x
Tee. - 29 09 08 - 18:11

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